347 I Have Tits

Saturday night my husband and I were on the 2 train around 14th Street after leaving a diner party, and there were two women chatting next to us on the train. They were young, hip, and drunk. One woman was blonde and waspy, and the other woman was Asian with large framed glasses. Their loud conversation caught my attention.

Blondie: You would be the best bartender! You should be a bartender!

Glasses: Oh my God. Thank you. I mean I should be a bartender! I mean I have tits. I have tits! I should work in a sports bra! I mean bar! I mean sports bra! Bar!!!

We arrived at Fulton street and the women stood up and got off the train. My husband and I burst into a fit of laughter.

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