There is a 99 cent store in my neighborhood that has the most ridiculous moniker. The sign proclaims “99 Cent World. Everything 99 Cents or Less / More.” Less / More? So basically, it’s just a regular store.
One afternoon I stopped into 99 Cent World, and there was a woman in front of me waiting on-line and she had a one piece zebra print spandex suit on. The woman was a bit larger in stature and even though it sounds like a bad idea, she was working that spandex with her strappy, studded 3 inch heels.
The woman’s 6-year-old son was behind her, bouncing her shelf like behind up and down with his hands while yelling “look at that, look at that, look at that!”. Her rear end jiggled wildly, up and down, underneath the tight spandex. It took the woman about 20 seconds to realize what was happening, and she turned around and yelled to her son, “What do you think you are doing?”
The little boy started laughing hysterically. The woman was not amused, however everyone else waiting on-line was.