My mother and I met the Amazing Spider-Man last week in Florida while he was taking a break from fighting crime in NYC. The Amazing Spider-Man is a young kid who wears water wings with his own picture on them, and he likes to play games with strangers in the pool.
The Amazing Spider-Man asked us to play a game of catch with him, and my mother and I obliged. As we were throwing the beach ball back and forth, the Amazing Spider-Man warned us we were in a poisonous pool:
Spider-Man: This pool is poison.
Spider-Man: The pool is poison!
Mom: Why is it poison?
Spider-Man: Because I peed in it.
Mom and I: (Uncontrollable laughter).
Mom: You could have told us that before we got in.
We left the pool shortly after to wash the poison off our bodies.