Today, In Weird Stuff

I considered buying this hair accessory in Harmon Face Value today.

I touched it to see if it was a sturdy product that I could confidently wear in my life as a pirate, and unfortunately it wasn’t.

It was thin and cheap.

If pirates can’t find quality goods at places like Harmon Face Value these days, where the f*ck are we supposed to confidently shop?

It’s a damn shame.

#wherearrrrrrrrrrmyrights ?